S.MAUGHAM. Ramsay was in the American Consular Service, and was stationed at Kobe

Mr. Know-All*

Ramsay was in the American Consular Service, and was stationed at Kobe. He was a great fellow from the Middle West, with loose fat under a tight skin, and he bulged out of his ready-made clothes. He was on his way back to resume his post, having been on a flying visit to New York to fetch his wife, who had been spending a year at home. Mrs. Ramsay was a very pretty little thing, with pleasant manners and a sense of humour. The Consular Service is ill paid, and she was dressed always very simply; but she knew how to wear her clothes. She achieved an effect of quiet distinction. I should not have paid any particular attention to her but that she possessed a quality that may be common enough in women, but nowadays is not obvious in their demeanour. You could not look at her without being struck by her modesty. It shone in her like a flower on a coat.

One evening at dinner the conversation by chance drifted to the subject of pearls. There had been in the papers a good deal of talk about the culture pearls which the cunning Japanese were making, and the doctor remar­ked that they must inevitably diminish the value of real ones. They were very good already; they would soon be perfect. Mr. Kelada, as was his habit, rushed the new topic. He told us all that was to be known about pearls. I do not believe Ramsay knew anything about them at all, but he could not resist the opportunity to have a fling at the Levantine, and in five minutes we were in the middle of a heated argument. I had seen Mr. Kelada vehement and voluble before, but never so voluble and vehement as now. At last something that Ramsay said stung him, for he thumped the table and shouted:

«Well, I ought to know what I am talking about. I'm going to Japan just to look into this Japanese pearl business. I'm in the trade and there's not a man in it who won't tell you that what I say about pearls goes. I know all the best pearls in the world, and what I don't know about pearls isn't worth knowing.» Here was news for us, for Mr. Kelada, with all his loquacity, had never told anyone what his business was. We only knew vaguely that he was going to Japan on some commercial errand. He looked round the table triumphantly.

«They'll never be able to get a culture pearl that an expert like me can't tell with half an eye» He pointed to a chain that Mrs. Ramsay wore. «You take my word for it, Mrs. Ramsay, that chain you're wearing will never be worth a cent less than it is now».

Mrs. Ramsay in her modest way flushed a little and slipped the chain inside her dress. Ramsay leaned forward. He gave us all a look and a smile flickered in his eyes.

«That's a pretty chain of Mrs. Ramsay's, isn't it?».

«I noticed it at once», answered Mr. Kelada. «Gee, I said to myself, those are pearls all right.»

«I didn't buy it myself, of course. I'd be interested to know how much you think it cost»

«Oh, in the trade somewhere round fifteen thousand dollars. But if it was bought on Fifth Avenue I shouldn't be surprised to hear anything up to thirty thousand was paid for it»

Ramsay smiled grimly.

«You'll be surprised to hear that Mrs. Ramsay bought that string at a department store the day before we left New York, for eighteen dollars.»

Mr. Kelada flushed.

«Rot. It's not only real, but it's as fine a string for its size as I've ever seen.»

«Will you bet on it? I’ll bet you a hundred dollars it's imitation.»

«Done.»

«Oh, Elmer, you can't bet on a certainty,» said Mrs. Ramsay. She had a little smile on her lips and her tone was gently deprecating.

«Can't I? If I get a chance of easy money like that I should be all sorts of a fool not to take it.»

«But how can it be proved?» she continued. «It's only my word against Mr. Kelada's.»

«Let me look at the chain, and if it's imitation I'll tell you quickly enough. I can afford to lose a hundred dollars,» said Mr. Kelada.

«Take it off, dear. Let the gentleman look at it as much as he wants.»

Mrs. Ramsay hesitated a moment She put her hands to the clasp.

«I can't undo it,» she said. «Mr. Kelada will just have to take my word for it»

I had a sudden suspicion that something unfortunate was about to occur, but I could think of nothing to say.

Ramsay jumped up.

«I’ll undo it»

He handed the chain to Mr. Kelada. The Levantine took a magnifying glass from his pocket and closely examined it. A smile of triumphs spread over his smooth and swarthy face. He handed back the chain. He was about to speak. Suddenly he caught sight of Mrs. Ramsay's face. It was so white that she looked as though she were about to faint. She was staring at him with wide and terrified eyes. They held a desperate appeal; it was so clear that I wondered why her husband did not see it.

Mr. Kelada stopped with his mouth open. He flushed deeply. You could almost see the effort he was making over himself.

«I was mistaken,» he said. «It is a very good imitation, but of course as soon as I looked through my glass I saw that it wasn't real. I think eighteen dollars is just about as much as the damned thing's worth.»

He took out his pocket-book and from it a hundred-dollar note. He handed it to Ramsay without a word.

«Perhaps that'll teach you not to be so cocksure another time, my young friend», said Ramsay as he took the note.

I noticed that Mr. Kelada's hands were trembling.

The story spread over the ship as stories do, and he had to put up with a good deal of chaff that evening. It was a fine joke that Mr. Know-All had been caught out. But Mrs. Ramsay retired to her state-room with a head-ache.

Next morning I got up and began to shave. Mr. Kelada lay on his bed smoking a cigarette. Suddenly there was a small scraping sound and I saw a letter pushed under the door. I opened the door and looked out. There was nobody there. I picked the letter and saw it was addressed to Max Kelada. The name was written in block letters. I handed it to him.

He took out of the envelope, not a letter, but a hundred-dollar note. He looked at me and again he reddened. He tore the envelope into little bits and gave them to me.

«Do you mind just throwing them out of the porthole?»

I did as he asked, and then I looked at him with a smile.

«No one likes being made to look a perfect damned fool», he said.

«Were the pearls real?»

«If I had a pretty little wife I shouldn't let her spend a year in New York while I stayed at Kobe», said he.

At that moment I did not entirely dislike Mr. Kelada. He reached out for his pocket-book and carefully put in it the hundred-dollar note.

* Maugham, S. Stories. Leningrad, 1976, pp. 9-13.

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