Fax transmission

Message for: D. Causio

From: K. Pane

Address: Satex S.p.A., Via di Pietra Papa, 00167

Date: 24 January 2006

Fax number: (06) 394 8629

Dear Mr. Causio,

This is an urgent request for a consignment to replace the damaged delivery that we received, and about which you have already been informed.

Please airfreight the following items:

Cat. no. Quantity

PN40 60

AG20 75

L28 100

The damaged consignment will be returned to you on receipt of the replacement.

Yours sincerely,

K. Pane

Chief Buyer

3.Let's Laugh a Little

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Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to American flight to New York. You are on board the super liner of the latest design. We are glad to inform you that our super liner has 2 restaurants, 3 bars, a swimming pool, dance floor, video salon and tennis court. And now, ladies and gentlemen, with all these things we shall try to take off.

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The hotel clerk was astonished to see a guest parading through the foyer in a pair of pyjamas.

"Here, what are you doing?"

"Excuse me," apologized the guest. "I am a somnambu­list."

"Well," sneered the clerk, "you can't walk around here like that, no matter what your religion is!"

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Irate guest: Look here, the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bathroom!

Summer hotel manager: Absolutely according to ourprospectus, sir. Running water in every room.

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Employee: Sir, can you let me off tomorrow to go to Christmas

shopping with my wife? Employer: Certainly, not! We're too busy! Employee: Thank you very much! You're very kind!

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Customer: I want a cheap coat hanger. Shop assistant: Yes, sir. One dollar.

Customer: A dollar! Is there nothing cheaper? Shop assistant: Yes, sir. A nail.

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Waiter (looking at the window): It looks like rain, sir.

Customer (starting his soup): And it tastes like it too!

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Customer: Ihave only twenty dollars. What can you recom­mend?

Waiter: I recommend you to go to another restaurant.

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